“Nobody appreciates Celery,” the leafy green stalk moped. “I have many qualities, you know. I’m good in a salad, and soup. I go well with peanut butter, but all you ever hear is 95% water.” His voice became a high pitched whine at the end. “95% hot air, if you ask me,” Cauliflower muttered. Carrot … More It Ain’t Easy Being Green